Funny Asher

Asher to Heath as we were driving home: "Papa, do all dad's go to work every day?"
Heath: "Yes, most dad's do."
Asher: "No. Do ALL dads?"
Heath: "Well, not all, but most dads do."
Asher: "No. Do ALL dads go to work every day?"
Heath: "No. Some stay home."
Asher: "Good. Then I'm not going to go to work!"
(OH DEAR! What are we creating!)
Heath: "Why?"
Asher: "So I can play with my kids all day."

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Yesterday we had some company. One of the girls was very happy and smiled a lot and had braces. At the dinner table Asher politely asked, "Mom, did that girl HAVE to smile all day?"
Me: "No, she didn't HAVE to smile, she was just happy and smiled a lot."
Asher: "Oh. I thought the wires in her mouth made her have to smile all day!"
"When I'm bigger will I have those wires in my mouth?"
Me: "I don't know. We'll have to see."
Asher: "Well, all those wires can't be good for you."

He was clearly disturbed by the idea of a mouth full of wire! He never ceases to make me laugh out loud!